Bello came to work and sent us into squeals of laughter again. She was planning for a dinner for us and is planning the menu for the 3-course dinner. And she wanted us to have our individualised cups and said she has to go to Ikea and to get it and also to NTUC to get the food and stuff. So I asked why she doesn't wanna go to the wet market (my intention was just to tease her) and unknown to me, she told us something that made us laugh again.
She said she didn't ever wanna go to the wet market in her life again and I asked her why. So she told me that when she was young and used to accompany her mum to the market, she got so pissed with the stall holders that she didn't wanna go there again. She was on a trip with her mum and was munching on youtiao while her mum was pushing the trolley and buying something when the stall holder told her mum: "Your maid very good life ah. She eat youtiao while you push the trolley." Woahahaha!!!!! That is the first case.
The second case. They went to buy pork and her mum was telling her which part of the pig the pork was from and what dishes to cook with the respective part so Bello can tell her what she wanna eat and then she will buy the correct part. Then the pork seller told her mum: "Auntie, your maid cannot eat pork." Wah lan eh! This is so comical can!
But Chum didn't have a good day today. She was so bogged down with work and the worst part is she has to do somebody else's work and that made her break down with frustration. Sigh.... I wonder what can make the 2 dim wits know that they are indeed dumb and brainless. But well, that propels us more towards our BIG PLAN. Happy CNY!
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chums.. go spur the 2 dimwits on to push me somemore and i swear to u i will enlighten them and show them towards the light, i'll fricking knock some light into their numbskulls if all else fails. don't juz think that because they cc mr G in the mail i won't dare to reply them something nasty. don't fucking expect me to call a resume briefing when i know SHIT abt THEIR damn group. well i still cld if they insist and i'll juz act dumb and after a long awkward moment of silence i will tell everyone i've juz been forced into this and if they have any questions they shld ask the 2 dumbasses who confirmed the lousy 'great piece of weekend business'.
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